That you have really predictable taste in jewellery. I basically like animals on chains.
Like owls
Or bees
Or, probably most predictably, cats.
Note how all three come from the same website, how I already own a tee shirt, pencil case and in fact a necklace with owl(s) on them, and how just a few days ago I got that bee necklace in gold for £2 from primark. And yet I still lust after a new one, in silver.
I’m actually a retard.
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